Singing Telegrams

All singing telegrams are ten to fifteen minute skits where the character delivers jokes written from personalized information about the guest of honor, two songs, a balloon hat and other decorations, and a Polaroid of the guest of honor and the character together. Singing telegrams tend to have a naughty sense of humor and are generally rated PG. If asked we can make them rated G or R. We never stray into an X-rating.
Go to our Performers page to chose your telegram character.

Pricing

$70.00 for Vancouver and Portland Metro areas. A travel fee may be added for locations outside of these areas.

Our Characters

Dr. Cut-em-up
Make a doctors appointment with this medical merrymaker. He may think he's a surgeon but his real specialty is making 'em cut up with laughter. He'll perform a physical on the guest of honor's funny bone.

Sir Primps-a-lot
Fairy tales do come true. This prince will woo your guest of honor with a love sonnet. And he's willing to duel with any one who dares claim the guest of honor is not the fairest of them all.

Sergeant Dick Richards
He investigates crimes even though he's clueless. He may want " Just the facts, Ma'am." But he'll never let the facts get in the way of finding the Guest of honor guilty. He'll frisk 'em, cuff 'em, and read them their rights even if he's wrong.

Hawaiian Dude
Classic Comedy at it's best. This funny looking dude walks around in a grass skirt, Hawaiian shirt, and Groucho glasses. No excuses needed for this guy to show up, he's just there to make fun of the Guest of honor.

Other Available Characters:
Nerd-O-Gram • Cowboy Bob • Clown • David Coppertone • Harry Fairy